BLIZOOKA

liz losey

she wears her scars like a constellation

 chumps
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Your name is LIZ LOSEY. You are NOTORIOUS for being EASILY INCITED by INSIGNIFICANT THINGS. You have a DEEP APPRECIATION for DRY WIT, JUNK FOOD and 90s CARTOONS. You are celebrated as a PRETZEL QUEEN. You'll soon be in NEW YORK CITY, swooning at ARCHITECTURE with your INTERNET FAMOUS FLASH ANIMATOR BOYFRIEND. Currently, you WORK REALLY FUCKING HARD, communicating mostly through VARIOUS SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES and LONG-WINDED SKYPE CALLS.

You are known as BLIZOOKA and you communicate in a manner that is riddled with immature exclamations and irritating metaphors.
briannacherrygarcia:

gethustle:

Cadbury Creme Deviled Eggs. NO FUCKING JOKE YOU GUYS. Spring Break 2011 just got that much more epic.

Why are these not in my mouth right now?  This is unacceptable.

TARA
TARA TARA TARA WE HAVE TO DO THIS
TARAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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briannacherrygarcia:

gethustle:

Cadbury Creme Deviled Eggs. NO FUCKING JOKE YOU GUYS. Spring Break 2011 just got that much more epic.

Why are these not in my mouth right now?  This is unacceptable.

TARA

TARA TARA TARA WE HAVE TO DO THIS

TARAAAAAAAAAAAAA