BLIZOOKA

liz losey

she wears her scars like a constellation

 chumps
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Your name is LIZ LOSEY. You are NOTORIOUS for being EASILY INCITED by INSIGNIFICANT THINGS. You have a DEEP APPRECIATION for DRY WIT, JUNK FOOD and 90s CARTOONS. You are celebrated as a PRETZEL QUEEN. You'll soon be in NEW YORK CITY, swooning at ARCHITECTURE with your INTERNET FAMOUS FLASH ANIMATOR BOYFRIEND. Currently, you WORK REALLY FUCKING HARD, communicating mostly through VARIOUS SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES and LONG-WINDED SKYPE CALLS.

You are known as BLIZOOKA and you communicate in a manner that is riddled with immature exclamations and irritating metaphors.
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goodness gracious you guys don’t know shit about shit hey protoman oh hey sean oh hey protoman was teleporting before on the side but then it didn’t and also liz’s thing changes her layout is all like icy and shit because she’s a dork and hopelessly in love with me and blue is great shut up liz you’re great shut the fuck up SONIC IS A GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT HEY I’M DOING THE THING ALSO I’M NOT THINKING ANYMORE DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT MAN I SURE WOULD LIKE protoman to start collecting lums while martin has a beard on his SUPER MARIO-O-O AR PEE FRIENNND LIKE A WHAAAALE you’re all a bunch of hoes I’m going back to work I mean One Piece I mean Dave I’m going back to Dave you are all faggots.

[10:43:38 PM] Kirb: