i like pie with some bcon and blah blah and pie and i like toby i’m gonna has his babies SBWJHDFAWFAWHBFHYRKJVBEBIFVVHLVEKVKBKVHJ THERE DONE C:
why do birds like to chew watermellon with their butt gates?
i ust want ot run in the sun and never stop supernatual….. slkdfj fjkdlsa;alskdjf
my nailpolish is taking too long to dry i should have studied more my new pe teacher is okay “GOSPEL TRAIN IS COMING, HERE THE WHISTLE BLOW IF YOU THINK YOU’RE READY, IT’S ALMOST TIME TO GO!”
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So once upon a time I bought some bacon and he said his name was Frank and I told him I really liked bacon and I didn’t think our friendship would last very long. This made Frank very upset but I didn’t give two shits and ate him up anyway. I met another dude he was soap, and he went by Charles. I hated Charles so I threw him in the shower and watched bits of him come apart and go down the drain. hi.
So i’m supposed to type without thinking um typing without hinking pie jesus god i can’t wait for shiloh’s generation to progress why is it going so slowly but i guess that’s my fault i have to pee i have to pee i have to peeeeee
I’m trying to decide what book idea I want to write first. Because I have so many ideas. But I want to see what my writing style is before I write my favorite idea, and create it into a series.
Oh, but for a draught of vintage that hath cooled by the river’s cold embrace, and that which does not lie makes a man yearn for the angel’s wayside. Ever so lightly, the male is cast down, his yoke becoming filial peasantry to his mother’s churlish grounds. And for the father - he takes up his wine and fencing.
There are quite a few other things I should be doing right now than being on Tumblr, yet here I am, sitting in front of my computer and stuffing my face in honor of Pancake Day. I feel like I should be upset with myself for this, and yet, I am not. I am quite content to just sit here and dick around and deal with the consequences later—it’s the way I’ve always been, and I ‘ll probably always be this way. I don’t mind it, and the people who know me don’t mind it either. It’s just part of who I am—a hybrid cross between a languid, kicked-back individual and a hummingbird of a person, jamming through her procrastinated-upon bills and assignments at the speed of light.
wow this is really stupid i feel like i haven’t done anything today. like jesus. that’s because i DIDN’T do anything today. I feel like a worthless slob right now WOW
i really want to draw and cuddle at the same time though i don’t think that’ll really work out too well. oh man i really want to cuddle things… and draw. i need to do homework also. no i need to draw for prom wait wait what’s that? husbando? no stop no i need to be productive stop it STAP PLZ AAAA wow that was a great cookie. oh yeah i should really draw something ughhhhhh and do homework. it’s 9:03 already better do it now… i really should be more motivated.
i seriously have a lot of acid in my throat right now and i can’t feel my stomach and it’s REALLY FUCKING LOUD OUT AND I CAN’T CONCENTRATE WITHOUT THINKIG BECAUSE I NEED THOUGHT PROCESSES TO LOGICALLY FUNCTION I CANNNOT NOT THINK DLKFGHKUXDGJ,FBKJXDH,FGNNCIKZD,MHFFJNKC,MCXJHDNFKJ,XMDHXJFDGHFNKFX,JHX
colin is over there making a lot of noise. i asked him what he was doing and he told me that he can stick a screwdriver up his penis hole. now im all bothered because i actually can envision that happening and i don’t like it. i bought a new vest yesterday and am wearing it now. it’s like four sizes too big so it’s bunched up all weird in the back but i don’t care because i am a rebel and i am independent and don’t want to obey the man.
acai berry is a really weird kind of berry. it’s super fucking delicious and holy shit psy is getting thin mints i have thin mints i should totally eat some of those but that makes me an emotional eater and that’s bad. that’s really bad and i shouldn’t do that but i should eat the two mcdoubles i bought because i was being emotional and jesus christ goldfish what are you doing i already fucking fed you why are you scavenging around the bottom of the tank oh right the eggs. the fucking eggs you laid because you guys apparently fish-fuck like rabbits. fish don’t have sex. that’s weird but also kind of a relief because i don’t want to look over and see my fish fucking. oh jesus christ i wonder which one’s the guy? how do you even check for fish junk in the first place oh jesus christ x2 i wonder if i’ve ever eaten fish junk on accident like in a fish patty or something augh that sounds disgusting. fuck stop grossing yourself out you need to eat those mcdoubles before they get cold and holy shit this shamrock shake. this shamrock shake how could i have ever not bought one of these before, they taste like thin mints in a cup oh hey psy’s back and he has thin mints. i should eat some of those.
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