July 2011
allrightfinegeez:
Does ANYBODY know or even HAVE that song that goes “Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa ho ho ho ho ho ho hooooo hee hee hee hee hee hee heeeeeeeee…waaaa waaaaa waaaaa”
http://youtu.be/VBiFt1fSd9Y
here you go bossman
June 2011
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THOSE STAIRS →
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EB: /raises eyebrows
CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
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no but seriously, dave is the best character
yep
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awww tavros :C
AT: bUT WHAT ABOUT,
AT: mY ATTRACTIVE BRAVADO,
AT: aND IGNORING MY INSTINCTUAL COWARDICE HARD ENOUGH TO SAY THAT i LIKE YOU,
AT: iSN'T THAT,
AT: sUPPOSED TO BE VERY ATTRACTIVE, aND ENCOURAGE THE MAJOR HAVING OF FLUSHED FEELINGS IN OTHERS,
AT: i GUESS WHAT i MEAN IS, wHAT ABOUT ALL MY CONFIDENCE,
AT: wHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
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“Honestly, I don’t think women have any reason to be offended by DNF,...”
– /v/ making a fair point
“Duke actually seems kind of a depressing character in Forever. He’s...”
– /v/
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do you realize i'm your god
CCG: DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AND STUBBORN.
CCG: I FUCKING KNOW WHAT THOSE ASSETS MAKE POSSIBLE.
CCG: THEY MADE YOU POSSIBLE, GOT IT???
?GG: uh huh
CCG: DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO BE GRACED BY MY DIVINE FURY?
CCG: TO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING TO BE STUDIED AND MOCKED BY ME FOR YOUR WHOLE PATHETIC MISERABLE LIFE?
CCG: DO YOU REALIZE I'M YOUR GOD? YES, YOUR LITERAL GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
?GG: sure karkat, whatever you say!
CCG: AND I HAVE TAKEN TIME OUT OF MY BUSY GODLY SCHEDULE TO SCRUTINIZE YOUR POINTLESS EXISTENCE.
CCG: OUT OF THE COUNTLESS TRILLIONS OF LIFE FORMS I BROUGHT INTO REALITY THROUGH ANGRY GRUBFUCK POWER ALONE, I HAVE SELECTED YOU FOR EXAMINATION AND HARASSMENT.
CCG: PERSONALLY I THINK THAT WARRANTS A LITTLE GRATITUDE, AND JUST MAYBE, A BIT OF DEFERENCE.
CCG: A CURTSY, PERHAPS?
CCG: BUT YEAH GO AHEAD AND KEEP BLOWING ME OFF LIKE THE FLAKEY LITTLE TWERP YOU ARE.
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fucking stupid homestuck shippers don't read the...
?CG: NOW
?CG: AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, THERE ARE ONLY TWO SETS OF COMPATIBLE QUADRANTS HERE FOR LEGITIMATE CONCUPISCENT PAIRINGS.
?CG: DAVE AND ROSE ARE "RELATED"
?CG: JADE AND JOHN ARE "RELATED"
?CG: THAT ONLY LEAVES TWO PAIRS.
?CG: ONCE AGAIN, THE DECISIONS PERTAINING TO HUMAN ROMANCE REMAIN STUNNINGLY SIMPLE.
?CG: AND YET I STILL HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.
?CG: NOW GO HASSLE YOUR FUTURE MATESPRITS AND LEAVE THE TROLL GIRLS ALONE.
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GC: WH4T 1S YOUR SP3C13S C4LL3D
TG: north american hollering phallus baboon
Public Service Announcement
superpsyguy:
starstarfairy:
Things that were funny for maybe five seconds but have now officially been run into the ground:
thank you
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fuckyeasonic:
The results of FuckYeaSonic’s...
I doubt anyone will ask but you can.
tanku:
hellomynameisyourtv:
Send it. I’ll answer truthfully.
01. Best friend 02. Sexuality 03. Favorite color 04. Relationship status 05. Ideal mate 06. Turn-ons 07. Last kiss 08. Favorite food 09. Crushes 10. Favorite music 11. Biggest fear 12. Biggest dream 13. Bad habits 14. Biggest regret 15. Best kept secrets 16. Most hilarious (intentionally or otherwise) sexual/romantic experience...
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say you like me
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, well? Say you like me.
MARZIPAN: No, leave me alone.
STRONG BAD: Say you like me?
MARZIPAN: No.
STRONG BAD: Then do you like {quickly and quietly} Strong Bad?
MARZIPAN: No! You're just saying your name fast. Go away.
STRONG BAD: What about that guy who's brothers with Strong Mad and {quickly and quietly} Strong Sad?
MARZIPAN: That's still you! No!
STRONG BAD: Then how about this one? Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?
MARZIPAN: Uh... I guess...
STRONG BAD: See! I told you you loved me! Ooh! I knew it all along!
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burtleman
badgrigri: CG!!!!!!
badgrigri: WHO IS THIS CG!!!!!!!!!!111
badgrigri: CARD GAMES!
blizooka: carcinogeneticist
blizooka: homestuck
blizooka: karkat
blizooka: the best troll
blizooka: CG: YOU HAVE SOUNDING STUPID DOWN TO SUCH A SCIENCE.
CG: WHERE IS YOUR LAB COAT AND TEST TUBES DOCTOR BRAIN PROFESSOR?
badgrigri: CARD GAMES
blizooka: doctor brain professor
badgrigri: dr. brain professor
blizooka: it's dr. bbq's revengeful twin brother
blizooka: who is a raptor
blizooka: and very smart
blizooka: and not food-obsessed like his loser brother
blizooka: who dropped out of culinary college
blizooka: while dr. brain professor graduated with six degrees in brain science
blizooka: and one in german
badgrigri: …you just made a fan character for beetleman
blizooka: AND THEN HE CAN COLLECT THE SEVEN SACRED BEETLE CARAPCES
badgrigri: *sigh* Who are you shipping him with
blizooka: AND TURN INTO SUPER DOCTOR BRAIN PROFESSOR SCIENTIST MAN
blizooka: DOUGLAS
badgrigri: Eeeee
blizooka: THE WORLD CANNOT DENY THEIR LOVE
blizooka: YES
badgrigri: His nephew
blizooka: 'EEEEE'
badgrigri: typical fangirl
blizooka: THAT IS THE NOISE OF THEIR FRANTIC LOVEMAKING SCREECHES
blizooka: IN THE BACK OF DOCTOR BRAIN PROFESSOR'S SECRET HAUNTED LABORATORY
badgrigri: and suddenly
badgrigri: I know how Sega feels
blizooka: NO SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOUR SERIES
badgrigri: It's not very good.
blizooka: HEAD CANON
blizooka: HEAD CANON!!!!
badgrigri: Ok
badgrigri: I'm all ears.
badgrigri: even my face is an ear
blizooka: oh good so you don't have arms to write a lawsuit
badgrigri: no
badgrigri: I have ears to hear a lawsuit
blizooka: i'm going to make bootleg action figures
blizooka: and sell them at rummage sales
badgrigri: Bortleman
blizooka: Burtleman
badgrigri: No wait
blizooka: and Dooglas
blizooka: dinosaur boy wonder
blizooka: it'll be a Robin toy
blizooka: with the head missing
badgrigri: Cockroach Hombre - NOPE THAT'S A NEW VILLIAN
blizooka: and a Douglas head made of Sculpty
blizooka: jesus christ
blizooka: COCKROACH HOMBRE AND THE RAID SQUAD
badgrigri: NOPE
badgrigri: Get in skype faggot
badgrigri: Kirb and I are talking
blizooka: I'M IN SKYPE NIGGER
blizooka: sorry capslock
blizooka: i get excited about my fan fictions
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this comic is okay up until the trolls show up
TG: will you open your laptop already
TG: see
TG: this is why you need a phone or something
TG: that alerts you to important messages
TG: instead of leaving them trapped
TG: under three inches of fucking yarn
TG: laptops dont need cozies
TG: nothing needs cozies
TG: cozy is a goddamn adjective
TG: maybe ill crochet myself an iphone snuggly
Then I punched myself in the face and was like,...
bruno--mindhorn asked: *looks at Psy's latest post*
I can see why you split up with Psy
I can see why you split up with Psy
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