February 2011
“>Outland
Holy shit a new planet to explore
>Northrend
Woah a new...”
– 100% 100% 100%
“WoW hasn’t been a “game” for years. I’m honestly...”
– Anonymous 02/24/11(Thu)12:40 No.87760416
“Why care about what people say online?
If you’re Japanese they’re...”
– /v/ on internet racism
So yeah, this happened. →
shananon:
fiztheancient:
dadzone:
junkmanchoir:
shananon:
yummystevecakes:
get the fuck over it you crazy people.
THAT’S RIGHT.
CRAZY.
INSANE.
I DON’T CARE. WORDS HAVE MORE THAN ONE MEANING, ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THIS?
THANK YOU
GLAD SOMEBODY AGREES
No.
They don’t.
If you are honestly privileged enough not to see the ways your use of “crazy” is inextricably bound up in modern...
assholes
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
“As far as the east is from the west,
so far has he removed our transgressions...”
– Psalm 103:12 yep
A horse is fine too
Audio: yeah when-- when I took dance classes I remember dressing up in a full sequin suit
and a horse costume
none of this skimpy outfit madness
Blizooka: there's like - an acceptable level of skank in little girl costumes
Blizooka: i suppose
Blizooka: horses are 100% okay
Blizooka: unless you're into that
Blizooka: in which case uh
Blizooka: i don't think dance is helping
Audio: dfgsdfgsdfgsdfjh
dolphin noise
Mr. Krabs: All right you two foul mouths, as punishment for foulin’ the air in me restaurant with yer foul words, yer gonna give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. (stubs his foot on a rock) Ooh..ow-wah! Oh, my (dolphin noise) foot! What (dolphin noise) genius put a (dolphin noise) rock in the (dolphin noise) path! Can’t ya see I gotta (honking noise) on here! Oh (Dolphin noises and honks continue as SpongeBob and Patrick are seen trying to keep count of his swear words.)
SpongeBob: Five, six, seven…
Mr. Krabs: …with a side of (dolphin noise) and a heapin’ helpin’ of (buoy bell noise) and a boat load of (fog horn sound)…
Patrick: Nine.
Mr. Krabs: …Ah (dolphin noise) grabbin’ (fog horn sound). Ooh-hoo-uh…
SpongeBob: (holding up his hands, showing 13 fingers) That’s all thirteen, Patrick! Huh! We’re gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs!
“Okay, obviously there are some retards here that only played the game as a kid...”
– /v/ on final fantasy VIII
“tron got nothing
zero is a robot
no sex for akuma
none for ryu (im not even...”
– /v/ debates on which MvC3 characters are virgins
i pity the fool who gets queued up with you
I SEE YOU RUNNING ROUND WoW WITH THE TOONS I LOVE AND I’M LIKE
FUCK YOU
I GUESS THE SPEC I WAS RUNNING JUST WASN’T ENOUGH AND I’M LIKE
FUCK SUB, AND FUCK DISC TOO
I SAID IF I WAS SUBBING I’D STILL BE PLAYING
NOW AIN’T THAT SOME SHIT
(THAT GAME’S STILL SHIT)
ALTHOUGH THERE’S FIFTEEN DOLLARS IN MY WALLET I STILL HOPE YOU GET NERFED WITH A
FUCK...
“This community has gotten too much. Its full of immature people who cant be nice...”
– HAHAHA CIARA IS TALKING ABOUT FIZ MAN SHE IS THIS MAD
this is my fucking ringtone right now
it is the...
“Have our brains become so desensitized by a 24/7, all-you-can-eat diet of lurid...”
– http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/02/18/small.vorgan.internet.empathy/index.html?hpt=C2
not home alone 3: guest starring macuderp...
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: ...okay if you seriously said that, that's extremely badass.
Blizooka: I did
Blizooka: because I was looking at his gun while he was in the kitchen
Blizooka: and kind of questioned him about it
Blizooka: and he got mad
Blizooka: i wish i wasn't so dumb
Blizooka: because i could be dead
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: you have serious fem-balls
Blizooka: but i have to keep talking
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: Seriously though, I'm glad you guys are okay
Blizooka: thank you
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: What're you guys doing now?
Blizooka: waiting for csi
Blizooka: not the show
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: okay
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right, of course
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: Cory and I are still up if you want some company while you wait
Blizooka: not at the moment - still waiting on the cops
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: sure
Blizooka: we're probably going to go to psy's parents' place after this is over
Blizooka: unless
Blizooka: this is the funny part
Blizooka: he also took my phone
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: hm?
Blizooka: my 2006 tank of a Treo 750v
Blizooka: it has
Blizooka: gps on it
Blizooka: he didn't take psy's iphone
Blizooka: he took my phone
Blizooka: and the cops are pinging it
Blizooka: and they might find him
Blizooka: based on my old fucking phone's gps
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: oh fuck
Blizooka: yep
Blizooka: that phone has been through everything with me
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: that's kind of awesome
Blizooka: tornado
Blizooka: car wreck
Blizooka: literally thousands of miles of travel
Blizooka: and now
Blizooka: it might help me find a robber
Blizooka: because the fucker hit a CVS too
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: jesus fuck can I like
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: make a movie out of this
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: or something
Blizooka: rofl
Blizooka: hopefully they'll at least find my phone
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: yeah
Blizooka: best case scenario they catch the guy
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: a laptop got taken too though? Good lord...
Blizooka: worst case is my phone is in a ditch somewhere
Blizooka: yeah
Blizooka: my mac g4
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: was there anything extremely important on there?
Blizooka: only like
Blizooka: stupid porn rofl
Blizooka: and garage band
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: WELL
Blizooka: but psy and i had itunes accounts
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: yeah that's not that bad
Blizooka: that are both cached out
Blizooka: that had our credit card numbers
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: oogh...
Blizooka: just - this entire thing needs a retelling in order
Blizooka: the parts are like 'whoa shit' enough but the entire thing is a story in itself like
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: are you comfortable with telling it or?
Blizooka: i can't even
Blizooka: it's kind of long so not typing
Blizooka: but maybe it'll help get my thoughts in order
Blizooka: so
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: no no of course not
Blizooka: you guys know i hung up after psy signed off
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right
Blizooka: he came over to talk to me about the argument
Blizooka: the windows and the back porch door were open
Blizooka: because it's like 70 degrees and feels nice
Blizooka: AC is off etc
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: yeah
Blizooka: so we're talking back and forth about the argument
Blizooka: when suddenly we hear a THUMPBUMP from outside
Blizooka: like something had fallen over
Blizooka: i thought it was something in the attic door
Blizooka: we have a little outside closet thing
Blizooka: and some boxes are stacked up kind of haphazardly from xmas packing
Blizooka: psy thought it was a chair or a windchime or whatever
Blizooka: so we both look up
Blizooka: nothing happens
Blizooka: we continue talking
Blizooka: get to a resolution about 3-4 minutes later
Blizooka: psy gets up from the chair beside me to go back to his comput
Blizooka: er
Blizooka: makes it around the couch to go sit down
Blizooka: and suddenly
Blizooka: this black guy comes in
Blizooka: in a hoodie
Blizooka: and black jeans
Blizooka: with a handkerchief around his face
Blizooka: he has a gun
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: sunglasses?
Blizooka: a small one - has a laser pointer on it
Blizooka: nope
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: okay
Blizooka: no gloves either
Blizooka: points the gun at me and psy
Blizooka: psy yells OH SHIT
Blizooka: gets down
Blizooka: guy starts yelling
Blizooka: GET YOUR HANDS ON THE COUCH
Blizooka: GET YOUR HANDS UP
Blizooka: GET DOWN
Blizooka: i duck under my computer, my hands up
Blizooka: psy gets down, puts his hands on the couch
Blizooka: guy starts yelling about money
Blizooka: yells at me to get my purse, yells at psy to get a bag
Blizooka: talks about 'bagging up dat ps3 nigga'
Blizooka: psy gets up
Blizooka: gets his rolling backpack out of the closet
Blizooka: robber is like nah nigga not like dat
Blizooka: psy gets his backpack
Blizooka: meanwhile i'm still sitting down
Blizooka: he comes over to me
Blizooka: looks at my laptop
Blizooka: IS DAT SHIT RUNNIN DAT WINDOWS 7
Blizooka: i look at him
Blizooka: look at the computer
Blizooka: 'yeah it does - you want it?'
Blizooka: he starts shouting about a password
Blizooka: DO IT GOT A PASSWORD
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: what
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: the fuck
Blizooka: NIGGA IT BETTA NOT HAVE A FUCKIN PASSWORD
Blizooka: i'm like
Blizooka: yeah it does - let me write it down for you
Blizooka: he grabs a kleenex
Blizooka: throws it at me
Blizooka: and i'm like - uh
Blizooka: well
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: holy
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: shit
Blizooka: the pens are on the counter
Blizooka: so he grabs a pencil
Blizooka: and i start trying to write my passwords down
Blizooka: and i look up at him like
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: ...on a kleenex
Blizooka: dude this is a pencil and a kleenex
Blizooka: this isn't going to work
Blizooka: let me get some more paper or something
Blizooka: i get my bowser model
Blizooka: and there's a piece of paper under him with a diagram
Blizooka: showing me how to build the model in the first place
Blizooka: i turn that over and write down my computer password
Blizooka: and then think about it
Blizooka: like
Blizooka: dude
Blizooka: this thing has a pirated copy of windows 7
Blizooka: it's been blinking at me for days about activation
Blizooka: it's going to run up in about 10 days and then it'll be useless
Blizooka: you don't want to take this
Blizooka: he looks at me
Blizooka: looks at psy
Blizooka: who has at this point been bagging up his ps3
Blizooka: unhooking it, getting the wires, etc etc
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right
Blizooka: robber looks at me and says 'you guys got any other laptops?'
Blizooka: i mention the powerbook
Blizooka: say it's in the room
Blizooka: offer for him to follow me so he can see it
Blizooka: it was hooked up to the charger in our room
Blizooka: so i grab that
Blizooka: grab the bag
Blizooka: grab the power cord
Blizooka: shut it down
Blizooka: put it in the bag
Blizooka: hand it to him
Blizooka: he grabs it and the backpack with the ps3
Blizooka: looks at me and psy
Blizooka: Y'ALL GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK UP IN THIS BITCH
Blizooka: psy and i look at each other
Blizooka: we're totally calm during all of this
Blizooka: because
Blizooka: prior experience with people who have taken advantage of me dictates
Blizooka: to let them have what they want
Blizooka: i
Blizooka: am doing all the talking
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right
Blizooka: to keep the gun on me
Blizooka: and attention off of psy
Blizooka: who has been dead quiet this entire time
Blizooka: we tell him to open the fridge, grab whatever
Blizooka: at this point the guy is completely calm too
Blizooka: acting like he's just stopped for a visit or something
Blizooka: he looks in the fridge
Blizooka: WHERE'S THE HARD LIQUOR
Blizooka: psy points to the rum and vodka we keep on the counter
Blizooka: and i get a bag for him to take those too
Blizooka: at this point
Blizooka: i
Blizooka: have gotten a better look at his gun
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: it looks like a toy
Blizooka: all the lights are off except the ambience lights
Blizooka: it looks like a goddamn paintball gun
Blizooka: my brother played paintball stuff competitively for 4 yeatrs
Blizooka: i know what one of the fucking things look like
Blizooka: here
Blizooka: http://greatextremespaintball.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/P99_Laser_Sight.jpg
Blizooka: basically like that
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: ...I swear to god if it WAS a toy
Blizooka: but with pointier grip
Blizooka: so i look at him while he's surveying the kitchen
Blizooka: and ask him
Blizooka: 'is that a paintball gun? it kind of looks like one.'
Blizooka: and he gets angry
Blizooka: threatens to 'pop one off up in this bitch'
Blizooka: psy hits me in the shoulder like WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Blizooka: guy keeps grumbling about how i think 'his shit is fake'
Blizooka: and how he should shoot me right then just to prove it
Blizooka: at this point i'm like
Blizooka: having a mental war with myself over whether or not i should pick up one of the heavy bottles of rum i'm bagging
Blizooka: or my heavy as fuck frying pan
Blizooka: and bash the guy in the back of the skull
Blizooka: but i don't fucking do it
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: wow
Blizooka: he makes us walk in front of him to the front door
Blizooka: and unlock it
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right
Blizooka: and then he's like
Blizooka: if this shit is wrong, like passwords or whatever, he'll be back
Blizooka: oh
Blizooka: he took the house phone that was on the kitchen counter
Blizooka: and my cell phone
Blizooka: and my empty wallet
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: HA
Blizooka: because i had changed them out before i left for my job interview
Blizooka: and i wasn't going to carry this heavy as fuck purse on a mile and some odd walk
Blizooka: so he has all this stuff
Blizooka: and he bolts out of the door and down the stairs
Blizooka: i remember how we have two house phones
Blizooka: and i grab the one he left behind
Blizooka: and call the cops in the bathroom
Blizooka: psy's watching from the windows as the guy bolts off towards the garage
Blizooka: and that's what happened
Blizooka: guy was like 6'1, black dude, really big
Blizooka: i mean tall big
Blizooka: not wide big
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: you are either the most badass person I've ever met or fucking INSANE.
Blizooka: skinny as a goddamn rail
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: first and foremost
Blizooka: chris i wasn't in my right mind
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: No, but no one would
Blizooka: i was so relaxed and shut down that i was like
Blizooka: dude that gun isn't real
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: *would be
Blizooka: my attitude was like
Blizooka: you can have all the shit but that gun isn't real
Blizooka: i even kind of chuckled at some of the stuff he was saying
Blizooka: psy thought i was out of my goddamned mind
Blizooka: but after steve -
Blizooka: it was like
Blizooka: oh
Blizooka: this again
Blizooka: okay well let's see
Blizooka: what does he want, when will he get it and when will he leave
Blizooka: and the most important part is to keep the attention off of psy and on me
Blizooka: psy thought i was out of my fucking mind for being so chatty with the gu
Blizooka: guy
Blizooka: but he picked up on my 'remain calm' example
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: right
Blizooka: that's why i was talking to the robber so much
Blizooka: if he was paying attention to me, he wouldn't think of doing anything to incapacitate psy and then do whatever to me
Blizooka: if he was even thinking of that
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: I actually can't stop thinking about if it really wasn't real or not
Blizooka: yeah us too
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: because you're right, it seems like it probably wasn't
Blizooka: psy was like
Blizooka: there is no way in hell
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: I mean like
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: you're right to be safe and not call him out on it
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: but like
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: ugh
Blizooka: right
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: 'cuz like
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: I could see the two of you beating the everloving SHIT out of him
Blizooka: i wanted to
Blizooka: my entire fucking thought was
Blizooka: well
Blizooka: after the initial holy shit
Blizooka: was
Blizooka: looking around the apartment and looking for things to bash him with
Blizooka: frying pan rum bottle purse vase ps3 computer
Blizooka: etc etc
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: man
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: alternate ending for the animated adaptation
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: Seriously I wanna animate this so hard
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: and then BOOM
Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi: across the back of the head
“Technically, I’m detached from the “Sonic” fanbase in a more...”
– http://fav.me/d39pw52 wow I can’t even
this is from the SHIT OUT A ONE-TONED SHADAMY PICTURE AND HAVE IT GET FRONT PAGE AND HAVE MY DOZENS OF FANS COME AFTER ANYONE WHO DAAAAAAAAAAARES MOCK MY GODPAIRING ‘artist’
dying
why is this fandom so bad 