August 2010
stick your donuts in my donuts shannon
Sprite37: Shannon, stick your dick in Liz
Shannon M.: oh um
Shannon M.: sure
Shannon M.: rofl
Shannon M.: let me just uh
Shannon M.: grow a penis
Shannon M.: hnngh
Shannon M.: hnnnngh!!!!
Shannon M.: HNNNNNNNNNNit's not working
Sprite37: Hang on, lemme get ya started
Sprite37: Imagine Mike
Shannon M.: okay
Shannon M.: i'm imagining
Sprite37: in a black turtle neck sweater
Liz: lmao
Shannon M.: ........
Sprite37: that's very thin but tight
Shannon M.: .............
Sprite37: Now SHannon has a 10 foot long penis, prepare yourself Liz
Shannon M.: Shannon M. BONER
Liz: god why
Liz: so many donuts
Shannon M.: jsdklf;bj
Sprite37: LIZ WHAT!
Sprite37: I ON'TFGERAG
Liz: all the starving children in africa
Liz: fed
Liz: for life
Shannon M.: I will just
Shannon M.: Cory
Shannon M.: that mental picture
Shannon M.: of Mike in the sweater
Shannon M.: just
Liz: let the little starving children come unto shannon for donuts
Shannon M.: /HUMPS A WALL
Shannon M.: I WILL FEED CHILDREN FOR LIFE
Shannon M.: WITH THIS BONER OF DONUTS
Liz: glazed only and they can deal with it
Liz: i don't think they want the jelly filled
Shannon M.: ljngdklfjg
Liz: :3c
Shannon M.: is the glaze much better
Shannon M.: I mean it's sticky and whiteish
Liz: THEY CAN LIVE WITH IT
Shannon M.: SURE
Shannon M.: THEY WILL LIVE WITH IT
Sprite37: Psy, take Liz to a Krispy Creme because... I don't know what donuts she's eating
Shannon M.: cum donuts
Shannon M.: cumnuts
Shannon M.: LMFAO
Sprite37: I'll never eat boston cremes ever again
Sprite37: I'll just fuck jelly donuts
Shannon M.: oral sex
Shannon M.: brought to you by cory
MOOOOOM
Michael J. Ruocco : reptar cereal taco - it turns milk (and your poop) green
Shannon M.: hot?
Tara Lei Welker: WHAT'S A DINOSAUR TO DO
Tara Lei Welker: WHEN THERE'S KIDS ON THE ICE
Tara Lei Welker: QUICK
Tara Lei Welker: SOMEONE CALL THEIR MOOOOOM
Psy: REPTAR REPTAR
Shannon M.: reptar is my waifu
Psy: HAVE YOU SEE A REPTAR
Psy: BOY OH BOY IS HE IN TROUBLE WHEN WE FIND THAT REPTAR
“There’s a reason that education sucks, and it’s the same reason it will never...”
– George Carlin (via superhappy)
5: 31 rahleighroll: i'm liz and i bitch about wow a lot
5: 31 rahleighroll: herp derp paladins
5: 31 rahleighroll: derp herp instances
5: 31 rahleighroll: haw haw patch notes
5: 31 rahleighroll: lawl lawl resto druids
dammit psy
Psy: NO
Psy: NO! JLVfdgiusfkhsd'fs
Psy: dzf
Psy: s
Psy: xv
Psy: sdffs
Psy: d
allygators
badgrigri 12: 37 pm
(12: 37:51 PM): All this talk about cats really makes me want one
Rahleighroll 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:03 PM): aw hun
(12: 38:09 PM): you'll
(12: 38:11 PM): y'know
(12: 38:13 PM): stop breathing
badgrigri 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:18 PM): oh right
(12: 38:20 PM): stupid breathing
Rahleighroll 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:21 PM): even i have to pop an anti allergy pill every morning
(12: 38:25 PM): to stop the hives
badgrigri 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:25 PM): I'm gonna get a lizard
Rahleighroll 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:27 PM): yeah!
badgrigri 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:28 PM): and Wally and uh
(12: 38:29 PM): JubJub
(12: 38:32 PM): can be the best of friends
Rahleighroll 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:38 PM): http://bestpetlizard.com/
(12: 38:39 PM): get to it
badgrigri 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:40 PM): It's Wally
(12: 38:42 PM): and Lizard
Rahleighroll 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:44 PM): look at that first one
badgrigri 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:47 PM): you never know what they're gonna do next
(12: 38:49 PM): It's Wally
(12: 38:50 PM): and JubJub
(12: 38:51 PM): Hey
(12: 38:53 PM): They had sex
Rahleighroll 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:55 PM): that first one looks badass
badgrigri 12: 38 pm
(12: 38:56 PM): Lizard Cats!
(12: 38:58 PM): Yay!
Rahleighroll 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:02 PM): Lifespan: 15-20+ years
(12: 39:07 PM): Pros: Inexpensive, easy to find, no special lighting requirements, non-threatening look, small and space-efficient
Cons: Insectivorous, need a constant supply of crickets, waxworms, and mealworms in the home.
(12: 39:21 PM): oo
(12: 39:25 PM): look at this badass http://bestpetlizard.com/images/crestedgecko.jpg
badgrigri 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:43 PM): Ok
Rahleighroll 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:44 PM): worst pet lizards are iguanas
badgrigri 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:46 PM): Don't get an Iquana
Rahleighroll 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:47 PM): don't get an iguana
badgrigri 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:48 PM): got it.
Rahleighroll 12: 39 pm
(12: 39:49 PM): lmao
(12: 39:55 PM): Iguanas require caging half the size of a standard bedroom and specialized heating/lighting.
(12: 39:57 PM): fuuuuuuuuuck
badgrigri 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:05 PM): AW BUT A SHAMILLION
(12: 40:09 PM): I WANTED A SHAMILLION
Rahleighroll 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:17 PM): you could have named it not espio
badgrigri 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:20 PM): OH
Rahleighroll 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:24 PM): high humidity
(12: 40:29 PM): in your apartment?
(12: 40:29 PM): haw
badgrigri 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:32 PM): I WANT AN ALYGATOR
(12: 40:47 PM): WHERE'S THE COMPUTER ROOM LOLOLO*SNAP* OW MY HAND
Rahleighroll 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:52 PM): interior crocodile alligator
badgrigri 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:52 PM): AND NOW MY ARM
(12: 40:54 PM): AND NOW MY F
Rahleighroll 12: 40 pm
(12: 40:56 PM): lmao
“I have no ill will towards SP, even though it isn’t my cup of tea.
...”
OMEGLE LOVES ORANGE SODA
You: who loves orange soda?
Stranger: hello i am a gay guy looking for a gay or bi guy :)
Stranger: meee
Stranger: :)
You: NO
You: KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA
You have disconnected.
--
Stranger: Hİ WHO ARE YOU
A)Man looking girl for dirty talk
B)man looking girl for normal chat
C)woman looking boy for normal chat -msn skype
D)woman looking boy for dirty chat on msn -skype
E) none of above
You: who loves orange soda?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--
You: who loves orange soda?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--
You: who loves orange soda?
Stranger: my mom
You: KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA. HE DO HE DO HE DO HE DO OOOO
You have disconnected.
--
You: Who loves orange soda?
Stranger: I DO I DO I DOOOO OOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--
Stranger: hey
You: who loves orange soda?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is this /b/rofist?
Stranger: ????
You: /v/ here
You: ... tim?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: /v/?
You: tim go back to work
Stranger: i am not familiar
Stranger: whoa whoa
Stranger: is /b/ doing something now?
You: nah /b/'s spreading this to /v/
Stranger: so you are /b/?
You: /b/ is a cesspool, /v/ only
Stranger: dude...
Stranger: no
You: :3
You have disconnected.
ARF ARF !!
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:10 PM): STUPID HOT DIGGITY DEMON
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:16 PM): being all right and shit
(5: 43:16 PM): god
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:19 PM): TOTALLY HAVING THE BEST COMIC OF THE MONTH
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:23 PM): lmao
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:23 PM): GOD DAMMIT
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:28 PM): fucking hilarious
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:28 PM): /sits and pouts
(5: 43:31 PM): I KNOW.
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:32 PM): i spit out popcorn laughing
(5: 43:36 PM): poor wally
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:41 PM): AND MY COMIC
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:42 PM): is like WHAT THE FUCK as she's showered with popcorn
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:44 PM): SHICH HYDRO
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:45 PM): your comic is amazing
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:47 PM): *SIGH*
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:47 PM): i love it
(5: 43:48 PM): and i love you
(5: 43:50 PM): and you're hilarious
badgrigri 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:53 PM): /CRUMBLE CRUMBLE CRUMBLE
Rahleighroll 5: 43 pm
(5: 43:55 PM): NO
(5: 43:57 PM): /BONK
badgrigri 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:00 PM): ORF
Rahleighroll 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:01 PM): i changed my icon though
(5: 44:03 PM): :3c
(5: 44:10 PM): not my aim one, my twitter one
badgrigri 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:19 PM): I WILL SEE
(5: 44:28 PM): *SNORT*
Rahleighroll 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:31 PM): :3333c
(5: 44:46 PM): RAHLEIGH PILGRIM VS PSY'S 9364873264 EVIL EX GIRLFRIENDS
badgrigri 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:52 PM): HEY
badgrigri 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:56 PM): 9364873263
Rahleighroll 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:58 PM): seeing them all line up
badgrigri 5: 44 pm
(5: 44:58 PM): THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Rahleighroll 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:01 PM): and rahleigh like
(5: 45:04 PM): hitting them in the head
(5: 45:07 PM): as they march single file
badgrigri 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:07 PM): HEY
Rahleighroll 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:08 PM): with a bonk bat
(5: 45:11 PM): BONK ON THE HEAD
badgrigri 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:12 PM): YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT AME AND SHANNON THEN
Rahleighroll 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:14 PM): BONK ON THE HEAD
badgrigri 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:15 PM): AND CAILEN
Rahleighroll 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:18 PM): BONK ON THEwhat
badgrigri 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:23 PM): AND CAILEN
Rahleighroll 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:23 PM): i'll allow it
badgrigri 5: 45 pm
(5: 45:27 PM): Oh
(5: 45:28 PM): Ok
Rahleighroll 1: 06 pm
(1: 06:06 PM): tried to tell him i can't drive a damn stick
(1: 06:27 PM): he finally pushed me and pushed me into going out into the fucking gravel in one of the abandoned yards out near the river
(1: 06:30 PM): couldn't start it twice
(1: 06:34 PM): clutch jumped out at me twice
(1: 06:46 PM): ended up busting a light out of it because i lost control and it ran into a fucking tree
badgrigri 1: 06 pm
(1: 06:46 PM): Mhm
Rahleighroll 1: 06 pm
(1: 06:49 PM): i hate that fucking car
(1: 06:56 PM): and i hate him for buying it without asking me
(1: 07:00 PM): he keeps doing this stupid shit
(1: 07:07 PM): making plans for stupid shit that concern me without letting me know
(1: 07:11 PM): and it keeps biting him in the ass
(1: 07:11 PM): and me
(1: 07:15 PM): and he keeps fucking doing it
(1: 07:35 PM): fucking burst into tears because i was so nervous
Rahleighroll 1: 08 pm
(1: 08:16 PM): now dad's all pissed at me for 'not trying hard enough'
badgrigri 1: 08 pm
(1: 08:48 PM): That's because your dad's a worthless asshole
Rahleighroll 1: 09 pm
(1: 09:14 PM): i'm not left brain right brain centric
(1: 09:21 PM): i can't focus on the clutch and the brake and the shift and the gas
(1: 09:34 PM): there's this entire fucking complicated mess you have to go through when you just want to slow down over a damn speedbump
(1: 09:48 PM): remember those old goofy cartoons when they have the announcer and goofy's doing something like shopping or playing golf
(1: 09:55 PM): and the announcer is this mellow guy and goofy is freaking the fuck out
badgrigri 1: 10 pm
(1: 10:11 PM): Yeah
Rahleighroll 1: 10 pm
(1: 10:13 PM): because the announcer is telling him to do all this complicated shit and goofy can't keep up
(1: 10:14 PM): that was me
Rahleighroll 1: 11 pm
(1: 11:08 PM): lost control of the fucking clutch - it's so touchy, it's on a spring the size of a bedspring so there's like one degree of 'okay' and the rest of it is 'what the fuck are you doing' so when you press down on it you have to get it exactly right like some kind of carnival game from hell
(1: 11:14 PM): otherwise the car won't start
(1: 11:26 PM): what happens when it fucks up in traffic
(1: 11:59 PM): and it doesn't help that dad is now pointing out that even Chase, the idiot son of the guy we're renting this place from who had his head busted out in a fight and can't stay in college no matter how much of his mom's money he funnels into the tuition, can drive a fucking stick
badgrigri 1: 12 pm
(1: 12:01 PM): you run into the back of someone else is what happens
Rahleighroll 1: 12 pm
(1: 12:04 PM): LOOK LIZ THAT'S A STICKSHIFT
(1: 12:05 PM): THAT'S A STICK
(1: 12:08 PM): I BET THAT'S A STICK TOO
(1: 12:12 PM): SEE THAT? THAT'S A STICK
(1: 12:13 PM): you know what
(1: 12:17 PM): you know what doesn't take a fucking stick
(1: 12:20 PM): a bicycle
(1: 12:50 PM): i was perfectly fine for 21 years without my own fucking car and if it's going to be this much of a fucking hassle when he finally delivers on his worthless promise of getting me a car then he can fucking keep it
Rahleighroll 1: 13 pm
(1: 13:44 PM): three fucking years i wait for that pontiac OH WAIT I'M BANKRUPT AND I'M NOT PAYING THE GUY THAT OWNS IT DID I MENTION I DON'T REALLY OWN IT LOL IT'S GOING AWAY IN THREE MONTHS HERE LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT WHILE I PRETEND IT'S YOUR CAR LEGALLY SO THE LAWYERS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING MY WORTHLESS ASS IN LINE WON'T TAKE IT AWAY AT THE END OF THE YEAR
badgrigri 1: 14 pm
(1: 14:28 PM): meep
Rahleighroll 1: 14 pm
(1: 14:33 PM): i'm sorry
(1: 14:35 PM): i'm not angry at you
(1: 14:48 PM): i'm not even like - raging super angry - if you could see me in person i'm more crying than anything else
DAMMIT NOT MY DAD TOO
Liz's Dad: so hey that whatever it is versus the world looks pretty good.
Liz: ... what did you say?
Liz's Dad: you know, whatshisname versus the world.
Liz: Scott Pilgrim?
Liz's Dad: yeah! that one! it looks pretty damn good if you ask me. real fancy graphics and whatever. aren't you interested?
Liz: God no, dad. it's a bunch of ripped off video game jokes that everyone's freaking out over because OH MY GOD VIDEO GAMES ARE HILARIOUS.
Liz's Dad: I thought you'd wanna see it, because it's like that annie may stuff you like so much.
Liz: NO DAD. NO. AAAUGH NO. NOOOOO
Liz's Dad: we'll have to go see it later.
Liz: AUUUGH DAD COME ON CAN'T WE GO SEE THE EXPENDABLES? IT HAS STALLONE! AND EVERYONE EVER!
Liz's Dad: (too busy watching the simpsons and laughing his ass off to care)
Wally: ( meows )
Liz: I agree :(
psy likes to:
[W To] [Mephiles]: i like to move it move it
[W To] [Mephiles]: i like to move it move it
[W To] [Mephiles]: i like to move it move it
[W To] [Mephiles]: you like to
[W From] [Mephiles]: spank it
[W To] [Mephiles]: awesome
BOOZE AIN'T FOOD
Nathan Explosion: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like all the regular jack-offs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. [yells] And don't just buy booze! That ain't food.
William Murderface: What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
William Murderface: [yells] Yeah!
Toki Wartooth: Wowee!
